we're blogging at a bar
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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