So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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