It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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