I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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