eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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