We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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