What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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