I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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