How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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