Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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