I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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