So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
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you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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