Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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