i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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