i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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