I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
is it fun? or sober?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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