do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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