so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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