i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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