last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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