no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
