Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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