Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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