I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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