my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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