I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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