evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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