big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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