party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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