My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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