How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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