But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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