I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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