we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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