Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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