I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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