Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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