just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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