i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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