Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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