hell yes lets make some ravioli
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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