In the future we'll all be gay
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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