you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Randomize
