I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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