JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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