Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
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bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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