he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
