So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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