i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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