First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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