i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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