my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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