How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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