i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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