Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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