How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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